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Happy Halloween.. [10 18 08 | 04 23 p]

This is my son Riley.. he is almost 2 months and this is his first halloween costume:
 - He was due on Lew's birthday but came 3 days early. He also does the "angry hands" like Lew, maybe its a virgo thing..-
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New Lewis Black Store! [08 08 08 | 01 46 p]
[ mood | crazy ]

Official Store

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[06 29 08 | 04 15 p]

I'm sure this is beyond old news (18 years old to be exact) but I had no idea Lewis was in Jacob's Ladder until today.
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Hooray! [05 17 08 | 10 52 p]

[ mood | excited ]

So yeah, Lewis is going to be in my town on July 27th.

I'm super excited... and I'm determined to get good seats! 

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A good review [03 16 08 | 09 05 a]

A really super review of Lewis in Atlantic City.
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Black chat at Washington Post today [03 14 08 | 09 42 a]

Lewis will be doing an online chat at 1:45 p.m. today (Friday the 14th) at washingtonpost.com. Go to "discussions."
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new official site redesigned [02 09 08 | 08 00 p]

[ mood | impressed ]

not sure if people saw this via the Lew Myspace page, but he's got a new official web site now at lewisblack.com ... completely different than the .net one. His Myspace one isn't too bad (for Myspace) and the new web site sounds like Lewis actually wrote the content for it... pretty neat. None have a cooler name for their community as this one :p

that is all - just wanted to share.

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[01 27 08 | 07 37 p]

I know a CD was made of it, but was a DVD ever made of Lewis' Carnegie Hall Performance?

I just got done rewatching on Comedy Central just now *I'm bummed he was voted as #5 performer and not #1*, and I would kill to have that on DVD.
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[01 20 08 | 06 22 p]

As we're headed towards an economic recession, I felt the need to popularize this issue. So please, do yourself a favor and read this article, even if you think it's too long to read.


Why Gold?
By Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.

As with all matters of investment, everything is clear in hindsight. Had you bought gold mutual funds earlier this year, they might have appreciated more than 100 percent. Gold has risen $60 since March 2001 to the latest spot price of $326. ($882 as of Jan 20, 2008)

Why wasn't it obvious? The Fed has been inflating the dollar as never before, driving interest rates down to absurdly low levels, even as the federal government has been pushing a mercantile trade policy, and New York City, the hub of the world economy, continues to be threatened by terrorism. The government is failing to prevent more successful attacks by not backing down from foreign policy disasters and by not allowing planes to arm themselves. These are all conditions that make gold particularly attractive.

Or perhaps it is not so obvious why this is true. It's been three decades since the dollar's tie to gold was completely severed, to the hosannas of mainstream economists. There is no stash of gold held by the Fed or the Treasury that backs our currency system. The government owns gold but not as a monetary asset. It owns it the same way it owns national parks and fighter planes. It's just another asset the government keeps to itself.

The dollar, and all our money, is nothing more and nothing less than what it looks like: a cut piece of linen paper with fancy printing on it. You can exchange it for other currency at a fixed rate and for any good or service at a flexible rate. But there is no established exchange rate between the dollar and gold, either at home or internationally.

The supply of money is not limited by the amount of gold. Gold is just another good for which the dollar can be exchanged, and in that sense is legally no different from a gallon of milk, a tank of gas, or an hour of babysitting services.

Why, then, do people turn to gold in times like these? What is gold used for? Yes, there are industrial uses and there are consumer uses in jewelry and the like. But recessions and inflations don't cause people to want to wear more jewelry or stock up on industrial metal. The investor demand ultimately reflects consumer demand for gold. But that still leaves us with the question of why the consumer demand exists in the first place. Why gold and not sugar or wheat or something else?

There is no getting away from it: investor markets have memories of the days when gold was money. In fact, in the whole history of civilization, gold has served as the basic money of all people wherever it's been available. Other precious metals have been valued and coined, but gold always emerged on top in the great competition for what constitutes the most valuable commodity of all.

There is nothing intrinsic about gold that makes it money. It has certain properties that lend itself to monetary use, like portability, divisibility, scarcity, durability, and uniformity. But these are just descriptors of certain qualities of the metal, not explanations as to why it became money. Gold became money for only one reason: because that's what the markets chose.

Why isn't gold money now? Because governments destroyed the gold standard. Why? Because they regarded it as too inflexible. To be sure, monetary inflexibility is the friend of free markets. Without the ability to create money out of nothing, governments tend to run tight financial ships. Banks are more careful about the lending when they can't rely on a lender of last resort with access to a money-creation machine like the Fed.

A fixed money stock means that overall prices are generally more stable. The problems of inflation and business cycles disappear entirely. Under the gold standard, in fact, increased market productivity causes prices to generally decline over time as the purchasing power of money increases.

In 1967, Alan Greenspan once wrote an article called Gold and Economic Freedom. He wrote that:
"An almost hysterical antagonism toward the gold standard is one issue which unites statists of all persuasions. They seem to sense – perhaps more clearly and subtly than many consistent defenders of laissez-faire – that gold and economic freedom are inseparable, that the gold standard is an instrument of laissez-faire and that each implies and requires the other. . . . This is the shabby secret of the welfare statists' tirades against gold. Deficit spending is simply a scheme for the confiscation of wealth. Gold stands in the way of this insidious process. It stands as a protector of property rights."

He was right. Gold and freedom go together. Gold money is both the result of freedom and its leading protector. When money is as good as gold, the government cannot manipulate the supply for its own purposes. Just as the rule of law puts limits on the despotic use of police power, a gold standard puts extreme limits on the government's ability to spend, borrow, and otherwise create crazy unworkable programs. It is forced to raise its revenue through taxation, not inflation, and generally keep its house in order.

Without the gold standard, government is free to work with the Fed to inflate the currency without limit. Even in our own times, we've seen governments do that and thereby spread mass misery.

Now, all governments are stupid but not all are so stupid as to pull stunts like this. Most of the time, governments are pleased to inflate their currencies so long as they don't have to pay the price in the form of mass bankruptcies, falling exchange rates, and inflation.

In the real world, of course, there is a lag time between cause and effect. The Fed has been inflating the currency at very high levels for longer than a year. The consequences of this disastrous policy are showing up only recently in the form of a falling dollar and higher gold prices. And so what does the Fed do? It is pulling back now. For the first time in nearly ten years, some measures of money (M2 and MZM) are showing a falling money stock, which is likely to prompt a second dip in the continuing recession.

Greenspan now finds himself on the horns of a very serious dilemma. If he continues to pull back on money, the economy could tip into a serious recession. This is especially a danger given rising protectionism, which mirrors the events of the early 1930s. On the other hand, a continuation of the loose policy he has pursued for a year endangers the value of the dollar overseas.

How much easier matters were when we didn't have to rely on the wisdom of exalted monetary central planners like Greenspan. Under the gold standard, the supply of money regulated itself. The government kept within limits. Banks were more cautious. Savings were high because credit was tight and saving was rewarded. This approach to economics is the foundation of a sustainable prosperity.

We don't have that system now for the country or the world, but individuals are showing their preferences once again. By driving up the price of gold, prompting gold producers to become profitable again, the people are expressing their lack of confidence in their leaders. They have decided to protect themselves and not trust the state. That is the hidden message behind the new luster of gold.

Is a gold standard feasible again? Of course. The dollar could be redefined in terms of gold. Interest rates would reflect the real supply and demand for credit. We could shut down the Fed and we would never need to worry again what the chairman of the Fed wanted. There was a time when Greenspan was nostalgic for such a system. Investors of the world have come to embrace this view even as Greenspan has completely abandoned it.

What keeps the gold standard from becoming a reality again is the love of big government and war. If we ever fall in love with freedom again, the gold standard will once more become a hot issue in public debate.
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All of Lewis Black's Daily Show commentary now available [10 19 07 | 02 50 p]

[ mood | excited ]

The Daily Show has just launched a new web site, which, along other things, contains a complete archive of everything they've done since the show launched, which means that you can now find all of Lewis Black's "Back in Black" commentaries, too.

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Bonnaroo [02 21 07 | 06 57 a]

Lewis Black will be performing at this year's Bonnaroo Festival in Manchester, Tennessee.
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[02 12 07 | 08 40 p]


It's my parents 25th wedding anniversary and they're dying to go and the Borgata is sold out. HELP ME PLEASE.
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Hi [02 12 07 | 02 43 p]

[ mood | sick ]

Just joined and thought I would share my story about seeing Lewis do a show and meeting him. 

I saw him perform in the late 90's and he was AMAZING. It was in Pittsburgh, in the summer and right before he came out the air conditioning went out. Well, as you can guess it got HOT. He still came out and perform, but he threw some stuff in about being hot. It laughed so hard that I got a nose bleed. I mean it was a gusher. I know Eww! Anyways, it stop and I watched the rest of the show. He killed, Of course. I was one of the last to leave and managed to meet Lewis at the door just as he was leaving. I talked to him for about 5 minutes and he's one the nicest, sweetest guy I ever meet. He was very humble and thank me for coming out. He shook my hand and then we parted ways. It was a really great night and one I still think back on fondly.

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Just FYI [02 12 07 | 06 41 a]

"Lewis Black: The Carneige Hall Performance" won the Grammy last night as best comedy album!
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[01 02 07 | 02 40 a]

[ mood | chipper ]

Lewis is on Flash Point on CNN right now going crazy.

Oh Reza Aslan is on too (he's a guest on TDS a lot).

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[12 18 06 | 09 49 p]

I actually found a Starbucks across from a Starbucks in SF. The Sony Metreon has a Starbucks in it and right across the street from it is ANOTHER STARBUCKS!
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Last Laugh '06 Debate [12 14 06 | 01 33 p]

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Larry King [12 02 06 | 07 00 a]

Did anyone catch Lewis on Larry King Friday night?  It was interesting to see him in a non-performance mode, in which he started out calm and throughout the hour became more and more like the Lewis we all love.  Except even more pissed off.  After all, he was fielding questions from Larry King, can you blame him?  The last few questions Larry threw his way had to do with the state of affairs of TomandKatie, Britney, and Paris.  I'm surprised this didn't give the man a stroke right there on live television.

Lewis had to sit down and talk to the world's most unhip, 120 year-old broadcaster ever.  He deserves a medal.
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Playstation 3 [11 18 06 | 01 16 p]
Playstation 3 for sale. Here's a pic of me holding it. (AMK6984 is my ebay name)

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and heres the link to my auction

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lib...er....als? [10 25 06 | 11 21 p]

(This search was originally for David Cross quotes.  I've since discovered that some conservatives love Lewis Black (fuck knows why....but I do also...so I would appreciate any anti-Iraq, anti-Bush, or anti-conservative quotes by the amazing Lewis Black.)

I have an emergency here with some Conservatives.

I need the conversation in which David Cross said he reads other-than U.S. news to get the straight story.

I don't have exact quotes so a link would help.  I love you guys, thanks.
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